Royal pain in Miami, and hers, too:

(The Spanish prince and his fiancee) were taken to an American Airlines lounge, where they were searched by three "top-notch screeners with VIP experience", said Lauren Stover, Transportation and Security Administration spokeswoman.

It's so easy to envision this one:

"OK, step to the side, disrobe, bend and spead... No, not you, sweeheart, the prince here... Uh-huh. Uh-huh.... Nothing up here, nothing down there...
Ooh-la-la! and Ole', too. So that's how they do it in Spain. OK, Jose, you and the cutie pie are free to go. And remember: Thank you for flying American!"