Not a joiner, but I’ll bite: From Creek Running North:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don’t search around and look for the “coolest” book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.

If they should ever feel any metaphysical need, it is taken care of for them from above and in advance by the various religions; and these, whatever they may be like, suffice.

Essays and Aphorisms, Arthur Schopenhauer; Penguin Classics, 1970